chavs

Chavs are literally the number 1 group of people on the entire planet! Wear the best clothes liekk burberry +& shop in JD cuz it is cool. Get out +& about unlike some people (emos) who just stay inside +& slit their wrists. Livin in council estates wer all their friends are so we are never lonely. Hate all emos greebos moshers cuz they is attention seekin twats. Lads are all fit +& so are girls +& chav babies are the cutiest. Smokers +& proud. Liekk 2pac +& akon +& stuff liekk dat cus it is brappin beat. Hav own language cuz we iz deserv 1. Say fings liekk 'braap' 'innit' 'safe' +& shit liekk that.

Chav1: U got any fags bredrin??
Chav2: No go ask dat mosher ovah derr
Chav1: Iz u mental??? I iz no talkin wiv a sweathed
Chav2: Yerr ur rite. Lets go kik is ed in
Chav1: yerr we will win cuz we iz chavs innit bredrin

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