Sober sniper

Someone who enjoys preying on women while sober at a bar. Usually present mostly in college bars and other places with young dumb chicks.

Girl: You see that guy over there?
Dude: Yeah, I’d steer clear. Heard he’s a sober sniper.

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Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose