Elliott is an absolute dork who REALLY REALY REAAAAALY wants a middle part but keeps saying, âGuys⦠itâs almost there⦠i promise⦠itâs just not long enough.â The last part of the quote also speaks to something else (his micro penis). He keeps telling people that itâs gonna grow. Elliott acts alt and emo but secretly is obsessed with trains and has no swag.
âThat guy Elliott is so ugly, his hair makes him look like Richie from Benchwarmersâ