Fuckass

Fuckass, Walgreens mascot. Our lord and Savior, Founded by Cole Hersch.

Fuckass, He's a purple monster man dressed in teen clothes who rides around on a longboard and tries to give all the customers hickies. His favorite fruit is shampoo, so he usually hangs around the hair aisle begging people to chug it with them.

Person 1: Yo is that fuckass?
Person 2: fuck yeah lets go chug shampoo with them.
Person 1: hell yeah