stir the ramen

It’s like stirring the porridge except they have tapeworms. 🤤
You pour boiling water down someone who has tapeworm’s anal cavity and watch as their tapeworms slowly cook after 2 minutes to a nice ramen consistency.
If you’re lucky you’ll get some intestine in there too for added flavor.

“Hey babe, can I try stirring the porridge?”
“Well, you can if you want, it’s just it’ll be more like you stir the ramen because I have tapeworms.”

stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

Popplioling

When you pour bubble mixture onto a guy’s penis and blow on it to make cum-flavoured bubbles, whilst clapping your hands in a seal motion whilst muttering “YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME”

“Hey baby, I just got you some new lube…”
“… The bubble mixture?”
“You up for some Popplioling?”

Glaceoning

When you cum on an outer layer of a condom and freeze it in the freezer for 2 hours, then take it out, put it on your dick, and thrust your girl with it, whilst screaming "GLACEON USE ICICLE CRASH". For practising Shiny Glaceoning, try freezing droplets of your cum to then crumble over your girl's face whilst thrusting in her with the condom whilst screeching
"GLACEON USE ICY WIND".

"Hey, baby? You wanna do some Glaceoning?"
"HELL NO."