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It is a really annoying and earth shattering laugh. If you hear this laugh it will never leave your ears and doomed to an eternity of hell on earth. People who usually have this laugh go by the name of Sofia.
Person: hey you wanna hear a joke
Sofia: yeah sure.
person: you are a tard.
Sofia: PAHOY!!!!!
person: OH GOD PLEASE STOP THE PAIN IS TO MUCH!!!
Person: *dies*
A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasnât all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though iâm very aware you donât want too.
This is a man that has Swiss cheese for brains. If you meet this man he is most likely high on some sort of drug and will not talk to you like a normal human. He talks like a skater got hit in the chest with a chicken bone. He will most likely pressure you into smoking weed with him.
boy: hey Michael Vega whatâs up how was your weekend?
Michael Vega: Hey you wanna smoke weed with me at my crib?
boy: thatâs not what i asked
Michael: hey i donât make up the rules weed rules us all.
boy: are you ok?
boy: oh god heâs ascending
Michael: *Dies*
If you have this name we here at urban dictionary are very sorry for you. Mariana Martinez is a person who will most likely choke you out for fucking existing. people usually shove her into a locker like she was a piece of meat hitting a cutting board. This person will usually look like a wet piece of moldy sausage. If you know a person with this name shove her into a wall like a fucking sack of potatoes
boy1: Hey look itâs Mariana Martinez
boy2: yeah you wanna fucking punt her across the hallway
boy1: you know it
Mariana Martinez: hey guys how are you
*gets kicked across the hallway*
*dies*