goddog

goddog is a god beyond even the hellest gods. goddog goes by truffle when she’s on break during every fifth minute of the weekend. to pray or worship, disciples must drink a wine cup/gallon of the yellowest piss from the goddog herself.

“did you study for the test?”
“no! goddog has my back.”

dob

means that the subject of conversation is a total idiot and should be lest dobbish lest they die of dobness. can be used as an adjective, noun, pronoun (dob/dobbish), adverb, verb, connector).

“shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?”
“no! a summer’s day is not a dob!”
—william shakespeare

dob

means that the subject of conversation is a total idiot and should be less dobbish lest they die of dobness. it can be used as an adjective, noun, pronoun, connector, adverb.

“shall i compare thee to a summer’s day?”
“no! a summer’s day is not a dob!”