Cyber Bison

An extremely large male or female who trolls the internet to find a mate by using only photos from the neck up.

Did you see that neck up only picture Nick uses to try to pick up chics on myspace? He's such a cyber bison

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Pull a Hammy

When the stresses of work become so overwhelming and the nosh has runneth empty, that you have no other option then to walk to the local liquor store to purchase a pint of leeds and wallow your sorrows away at the Murray Hill train station.

Ugh, if this one keeps it up I'm about to pull a hammy.

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