Tomboy milk

"A special milk made just for you, by the waiter at tomboy hooters"

Wait, why does the menu say tomboy milk needs to be ordered in advance

🇺🇲robertb

When someone waves and yells hello to you from across the street but you ignore them because you're a misanthropic jackass with no class and you smell bad too.

This one time I ghosted my mother in law by pulling a total 🇺🇲robertb at the airport.