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brookline

Dope town, shitty ass cops

cop: open your bag
me: i plead the 4th
cop: Dont teach me the law dumbfuck

I own the cop with my knowledge of the law and i walk away

brookline

by cheezypoofs September 11, 2007

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Beagles

noun \’bee-gullz\: a. The howling sound one’s gut makes after a night of heavy drinking and spicy food. Usually occurs at the most inopportune moments (in business meetings, during pillow talk, in church or temple … etc) Named for the similarity to the sound that a pack of overly excited hunting beagles make.

The term is derived from 30 Rock season 4 episode 3 when Liz and Jack are trying to check into a Georgia hotel after eating a burrito, and the clerk questions whether they are trying to smuggle beagles into the room.

Q: Dude what the heck was that sound in the weekly sales meeting?

A: I would recommend you stay far away from the first floor men’s room, I have the worst case of rampaging beagles.

by cheezypoofs March 5, 2013

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