Cave of Wonder

A mystical cave sometimes surround by a forest of hair. Inside the cave there is hidden treasure of gold. It is called the gold spot or the g-spot. But if you go to deep inside a monster will come out and ruin your life. Its called a Barbaric Abomination Bothering You also know as a B.A.B.Y.

Man 1- So what are you doing this weekend.

Man 2- I'm off to the Cave of Wonders.

Man 1- NO its to dangerous what if you disturb the monster.

Man 2- I LIVE FOR DANGER

ONE WEEKEND LATER

Man 1- How was the Cave of Wonders

Man 2- I have woken the monster.

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One-eyed Flesh Weasel

The One-eyed Flesh Weasel is a very common beast. It is found hidden in a Forest of Hairs. They come in different shapes and sizes. Some are like penis other like sausages and other are like pizza pans. When they become to excited they become really tall. Some are reported to get as tall as 12 inches. If you get the One-eyed Flesh Weasel to excited to will spilt white fluid at you and make you wet and sticky.

Man 1- Dude some over here i think i found an One-eyed Flesh Weasel

Man 2- No way let me see

Man 1- Be careful dont get it excited

Man 2- OH MY GOD LOOK AT IT

Man 1- dude stop yelling you going to get it excited

Man 2- HOW CAN I NOT YELL IT LOOKS LIKE A DI......

Man 2- Oh god it got me wet and sticky

Man 1- Me to I told you not to yell

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