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give me a pump

slang in the bicycle community for gay sex.

"Hey bro, you're looking so good in those spandex knickers and super cute helmet, do you think you could give me a pump? no need to worry about protection, I already have everything."

by chester99 November 3, 2015

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front dumping

ejaculation

"I was front dumping my old lady last night, filled her pink pocket and her stink rocket. high five."

by chester99 March 15, 2018

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the up way

A method for ensuring the most disappointingly mediocre outcome for any endeavor

things were going much better than expected, and then we remembered that by applying the UP way we could justify our pointless existence in perpetuity

by chester99 February 20, 2007

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