hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.

Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"

boohoo baby

The only valid thing to say to someone when they're complaining about anything.

Jimmy: Someone just stole all of my money!

Bob: boohoo baby

sprenglish

A combination of Spanish, French, and English, or a combination of Spanglish and Frenglish. There's nobody who would need to speak this, but it's pretty funny.

eli: "i have explodar à trois heures en la mañana"
logan: wtf are you speaking sprenglish?