dead

deceased, an empty shell, devoid of life, not alive, soulless

I kill you dead, MOTHERFUCKER. o_o

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OCD

A.)Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, a mental illness resulting in persistant illogical fears and ideas, and often, particular habits created and followed out so as to avoid the fears and anxiety they cause.

B.) Why I suffer.

A.) In the sixth grade, I was so afraid of choking on food that I would only eat soup or mashed potatoes. I weighed 60 lbs, and almost died before I slowly was brought onto solid foods again.

B.) I'm afraid of eveything now. Its stupid, but I can't stop it. I'm afraid of people, yet I love them. I want love, but I'm too cowardly to look for it. Instead I get caught up in the deluded fantasies in my head and wait for the world to go away.

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alone

Me.

I'm alone. The end.

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cosmofag

A word Alex Berenstein made up and I defined.

Definition: A male who is very effeminate. So very effeminate, that in fact, he is likely to read Cosmo for the articles.

Scary, but true. o_o

Alex: I called my friend a Cosmofag today. Make up a definition for it. o_o

Robin: (insert definition)

Alex: Boss.

Robin: ...Fag is an insulting word. *hits him*

Alex: X_O

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r0xx0rs

teh 1337357 f0|2|\/| of "awesome"

the 1337est form of "awesome"

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Calgary

An awesome city with some great people, and some assholes. Yes, there are sluts here, but there are sluts anywhere else too. Interesting people. And 17th Ave is pretty fun, as is downtown and Mission. Should be the capital of Alberta.

Calgary is better than Deadmonton.

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bossome

A word Robin admittedly took from Alex using psychic powers, schwang!

Holy shit, that's bossome!

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