starling

When someone is both too drunk and too high to perform oral sex.

"Baby, you're just laying in between my legs?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm starling."

snack

a midget that is smaller than a chihuahua

"Little Snack Big World"

chog

A chick (female) dog.

"What a beautiful, stunning chog you have!"

jon and kate

To ejaculate inside of the vagina eight times, then slapping your partner in the forehead eight times with your cock, while fondling a plastic surgeons daughter.

"I can't wait to get you home to jon and kate."