Lisa

Lisa's date back to France, 1816. They were strong, beautifully round women with a love for astrology. Normally, they would be seen riding in horse drawn carriages, on their way to the local opera.

In today's world, you will find a Lisa driving a sports car, dying her hair as she flips you the finger. Full of sugar and spice, Lisa's are hot and fiery! If you find one, beware. They will chew you up and spit you out, but they'll do it with a smile.

Most Lisa's are beautiful, intelligent, and love a rainy night. Buy her a book or a denim jacket and she'll be yours forever.
Loves using phrases such as, "Hella good mo fo," and "Going GTl'in pimps, catch ya on Cali time!"

Lisa: Hey jackoff I'm going to the mall. I'll catch ya on Cali time.

Brad: Sounds hot chickachacka.

Lisa: Hell yeah mo fo!

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