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jamielia

jamielia luves chickain su moch she is also very sedective. she loves seducing chickain eggs so she can eat them later, she also has an obsessian with watsits and bold men. she has a huge pen that she writes with during tutor time and she shoves it up her pencil case everyday at 4:20.

boy: ohmygerd her hands are so gresay, must be a jamielia!!!11!!!1!!1
another boy(exept hes trans):goddnes jamielia luks gorgeus tonite
egg: nut

by chickain February 27, 2018

11👍 2👎


karla

oh Karla, there a lot to Karla, the thing she loves doing the most is listen to the mating call of different monkeys. she also has an obsession with curtains and is always throwing pancakes at them. but other than that she is very very normal and loves to go to parties and socialise over the politics of the ham sandwich, while drinking a splendid glass of brandy.

karla:*sitting in class next to an open window* "the wind is blowing me"

person 1: "oh"

person 2: "does she even go here"

karla: *looks at person 2,* "no" *casually jumps out of the window and crawls to her car , lays on the roof while her driver named hermit casually drives away

by chickain March 3, 2018

7👍 4👎