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cheese

a substance that im pretty sure the moon is made of

the moon is made of cheese boy, if you want to go to the moon, you better like Swiss

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022


mom

the ladie in everyones life that twists your words and turnes anything into you having and attitude

me: *plays minecraft and gets blown up by creeper*
me: aw man, i didnt even hear it hissing( in a calm tone)
my mom: you better watch your tone, i dont think you should be playing that game, its making you violent
me: i was calm when i said that
my mom: DONT ARGUE WITH ME BOY
my dad: yeah kid, if you dont have anything nice to say, then you grounded

true story

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022


ignorant

someone that is ignorant is someone that talks about stuff they dont know about and acts like they do

Person 1, caffeine should be illegal, its a psychoactive drug,
me, do you even know what psychoactive means
person 1, it means it makes you act psychotic
me, just look it up
person 1, i already know what it means
me, no you don't
person 1, my 1st grade teachers tough me how to break up a word to figure out what it means you idiot
me, *feeds them a knuckle sandwich*
me, you ignorant pice of...

by chicken en rice. February 3, 2022