Friend Zone

the space/pause between boy friend and girl friend is the friend "zone"; classifying you only as a friend that is a guy or a friend that is a girl, nothing more.

Friend 1 : omg you and Bob act like y'all dating
Friend 2: NAHHHHHH, he's just my boy_friend.
Friend 1: ouch you friend zoned him

pun

a play on words.

(a very good way to get slapped by someone)

Person 1: How come I only have $20 in my wallet?
Person 2: Probably because you spent it on useless crap.
Person 1: Now that makes 'CENTS'
Person 2 : That was terrible! You need a PUNishment for that

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