terdsrtapered

Describes the shape of feces

You know terdsrtapered to prevent your ass from slamming shut after you shit.

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ziplock

when you penis gets caught in your fly zipper

Having a baby is painless compared to ziplock.

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sacsucker

While getting a blow job the performer places one or both testicles in his oe her mouth and sucks them

Oh baby your are a good blowjob but your a great sacsucker

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furball

those tiny hairs that get stuch in the back of your throat after cunnilingus.

Ugh I got a furball stuck in my throat and it gaging me.

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cumshootin

The male game while in the shower, where he jerksoff and shoots his cum high on the shower tiles, marks the tile, then every shower he tries to beat his old mark. This greatly improves the ejaculation velocity.

Man I finally got my cumshootin mark to six feet. Now when I cum in the Old lady she really feels it up to her eye teeth.

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onecheeksneak

The art of lifting one ass cheek to slip out a silent fart.

Ugh something stinks in here man did you let out a onecheeksneak ?

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Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

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