Pengaroo

A kangaroo with a penguin child - yes, they are very real. Do not get a pengaroo mad, they may fight back more aggressive than a kangaroo. Pengaroos do not like kangaroos, kangaroos are major sluts.

"Did you see that pengaroo?"
"What's a 'pengaroo'?"
"Seriously? I don't think we can be friends!"

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