Royalush

A California rock band, with only one fairly (sorta kinda) popular song, Au Natural.

Ralph: Dude, no one's ever heard of Royalush.
Eric: omg dude, word.
Ralph: Right dude, right.

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rusty trombone

A trombone that, when subjected to water or water-based liquids and even air moisture for a long enough time, develops an outer layer of iron oxide most commonly known as rust. It makes a trombone aesthetically and ergonomically unpleasing, as well as difficult to play.

Andy: Hey Bobby, do you want to play my flute?

Bobby: No, I want to play my trombone but it's not working. I dropped it in the water and accidentally left it there for six weeks. Now it is a rusty trombone.

Andy: Well shucks.

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Meat loaf

A culinary dish commonly made from ground beef pressed into a round or bread shaped dish, and cooked. It is often covered with various toppings, including ketchup and mustard. It may also contain bits of stuffing, such as that often found inside of Thanksgiving turkeys.

I want meat loaf for dinner, because it is a delicious meal.

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cincinnati bowtie

A bowtie made in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio.

Eric: Hey Joe! Nice bowtie! Where did you buy it, New Orleans?

Joe: No, this is a Cincinnati bowtie.

Eric: Nice...

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The Hustle

The Hustle by Van McCoy is the "theme" song of the swine flu - that is, whenever you hear The Hustle, the swine flu is near! The louder The Hustle is, the closer swine flu is! When you hear The Hustle...RUN!!! DUCK AND COVER!!! Do something because swine flu will get you and you will DIE!!!

Jim: Hey Eric, what's up.
Eric: Hey Jim, what's...wait. Did you hear that?
*do do do dodo dodo do do, do do do dodo dodo do do, do it. Do the Hustle!*
Jim: Ahh!!!! It's The Hustle! Swine flu is near! Run!!!!

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crust dust

When the skidmarks on your underwear dry out and start flaking off, turning into dust. It happens when people do not wipe up well after going to the bathroom, and when they do not change their underwear frequently.

I haven't changed my underwear in six weeks and now I think I'm starting to see some crust dust coming out of my pant leg.

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Aldo Nova

Aldo Nova is the stage name for Aldo Caporuscio, who was born on November 13, 1956. He is Canadian musician/singer who is most popular for his two songs, "Fantasy" and "Foolin' Yourself".

Wow, I'd never heard of Aldo Nova before, but he's not too bad...

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