goldenfolklore1

goldenfolklore1 is the best ot5s and larry drag account on stan twitter. she rarely gets hit tweets but always spills facts. she stans taylor, harry selena ariana and zayn and clearly has immaculate taste. always keeps asking for payola and is the best member of taylucifernation.

“who's that account who won the harries choice award for smartest harrie and was the runner up for best at dragging ot5s and larries?”
“oh that's goldenfolklore1 she's a legend”

FCD

Stands for Fat Coochie Disorder, a genetic abnormality that occurs in 1% of the world population. These people have a disbalance of the human growth hormone where large amounts of it become concentrated in one's cooch through the bloodstream. The resulting physiology of these people makes them highly attractive as the pheromones they release cause instant arousal in nearby people regardless of their sex. When unchecked, people with FCD may cause uncontrollable lapses in libido, dangerous increased blood pressure and (in men) erections so hard that it hurts. There is unfortunately no know cure for this disorder.

Damn bae lemme tap that FCD, that WAP