national girlfriend day

october 5th is where you post your girlfriend and show her off to the world and let the world know that’s your fine ass girl and that’s your property

it’s national girlfriend day let me post my beautiful girlfriend

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devious lick

what dumb high schoolers call it when they steal the paper towel dispenser from the school bathroom and bring it home.

"yo bro im bouta steal this sink faucet for no reason"
"yooo that's gonna be one hell of a devious lick"

National Shoplifting Day

July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.

Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"

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