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Rishabh

Someone who grows facial hair as a social experiment even though it looks nasty af and repels females. A Rishabh also makes stupid puns that don't make sense 93.4% of the time. A Rishabh will forget a lot of the things they say and tell their friends that they heard him wrong. A Rishabh also never hangs out with his friends because he claims he has a lot of work to do, even though most of that work is self-imposed. Most Rishabhs also suffer from mild to severe boba addictions and often replace meals with cookies and/or ice cream because they are too lazy to wash dishes. Rishabhs tend to have weird sleep schedules and take random naps throughout the day. Rishabhs like to copy their friends' accessories, such as glasses, and are the biggest bandwagons you know. Rishabhs are also the best friends you will ever have and will bring you food/massages at any time of the day.

"Wanna hang out tonight?"
"Sorry, I can't, I have to read a bunch of textbooks."
"Damn man, don't be a Rishabh..."

by chilichiken3 April 3, 2018

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