newp down

when a man or woman endulging themselves to some newport pleasure, so enthralled with the delicious taste of the deadly chemicals, proceeds to drop their newport cigarette, prompting the other to scream at the top of their lungs, upon impact of the newport and ground, NEWP DOWN!!!!!

guy: madam, your hands look brittle

woman: its because ive been smoking newports since i was 11

*woman proceeds to drop her newport*

woman: .....goddamnit, i have dropped another newport

guy: *jumping up and down and pointing at the fallen newp* NEWP DOWNNNNN HAHA I KNEW ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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