chips and salsa

having sex in a bathroom (in a hotel, house, etc) when all of your friends are in the outside room and know what you are doing

"where are brad and katy? and why is the bathroom locked, i really have to pee."
"dude you don't want to go in there, they're having chips and salsa."

"did you see corry follow christy into the bathroom? they're totally having chips and salsa. turn up the volume on the tv."

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