Booty blind

When you have seen to many small,large, and nonexistent booties that you cant tell the difference of which are big and which are small

Jake said I have a big booty but you can't even see it in a skin-tight dress,so I think he has gone booty blind.

channel traitor

Someone who appears in one show then appears in another on a rivaling channel

Bob from Good Luck Charlie was in an episode of The Thundermans, he's a channel traitor!