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Anything that is highly hilarious
His high-jump was highlarious!
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An acaperson is someone who discounts lived experiences with academic discourse. They prefer to spew theory and prove how much they know instead of paying attention to real world praxis. They are all too keen to educate others whether it was invited or not.
Jane: I really struggle with veganism because of how expensive the dairy alternatives are
Karen: But studies have shown that dairy will make the world end by 2034. Here take a look at this report
Jane: Karen, please hear me out instead of being an acaperson.
Karen: Ok, but I want to talk about this over an acai berry smoothie.
An acaperson is someone who discounts lived experiences with academic discourse. They are more keen to spew theory and let others know just how much they have read, instead of listening to, or paying attention to real world experiences.
The need to educate others, especially when not asked for, (or acasplain) is stronger than the need for discourse and debate.
Jane: I struggled with veganism because I couldnรขยยt afford non-dairy alternatives
Karen: But dairy will end the world by 2034. I read a report about it and it says that...
Jane: Karen, please stop being an acaperson. None of your reports will explain to you what I experienced.
Karen: Well ok. But I want to continue this conversation over acai berry smoothies. You really need to know how damaging dairy is...
the combination of a dufus and a moron
"Bart, you're not just a dufus, you're a dufus moronicus."
A compliment that is really an insult, or an insult that is really a compliment
"He called me a wannabe geek. Now I'm not sure if he was being nice or mean. I suppose he meant it as a complisult"
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Hari Pothead is an unfortunate orphan who grew up to be a dope addict with some pretty serious delusions about being a wizard and all. His addiction left him with a serious head injury and an ugly scar on the forehead.
When he is not high, he is sweeping the streets, and when no one is looking, he likes to get nasty with the broomstick. He tried to be a snake-charmer when he realised his charm never worked on the ladies. Unfortunately the only snake that did not bite him (Nagini), left him for his sworn enemy after she explained that she was NOT a woman in disguise.
dude...you gotta slow down with the grass...you don't want to end up getting sorcerer stoned like Harry Pothead
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the offspring of a highly evolved woman and an ape
I won't be shocked if the future ends up being a planet of wapes
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