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A sewer pipe is when your anus is protruding and someone starts pulling on it. It causes intense pain.
I passed out drunk and woke up to Dave pulling on my sewer pipe....I'm not sure if we can still be friends.
When a women is on her period and you use a straw to suck the blood, or use a spoon if there is a blood clot
I can't believe i had cherry jello last night
Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
Risky Manhatten: when your girlfriend/wife is in the shower and you get a blumkin from her sister/mom
I got caught pulling a risky manhatten now im single
When someone dips your head in all the poop in the bottom of an outhouse, making you look like a fudge dipped ice cream cone.
I fudge dipped Johnny's brother since he call my girlfriend a fat bitch