rounding about second base while touching a doornob only to find out she isnt wearing any pants and the pants are actually a penis sized faggot mobile
hey jonny,tuck it in you boob. your shit tassle is kinda showing...
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a figment of ones imagination beat into the ceribral cortex by commercial airline dictators with the only reasoning of to mearly impress the russians, which back in old man times was in fact a lady
sometimes when I want to lie about the moonlanding, I say it happened.
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