曹鴨

曹鴨，字樂徵，鴨球鴨國人也，生時有仙鴨拜訪，走到屋中，因以為名 未彌月，即溝鴨，母鴨氏，帶他拜訪曹鴨，他第一次溝鴨，親吻，一起玩

鴨喜歡叫鴨，沉厚寡言 天資愚笨，強記書傳，尤好《鴨談色》和《鴨氏兵法》 家貧，做鴨為生，觀看AV不寐 心有情戀，未冠，能生鴨五千隻 學Science於蕭姐 蕭拋毒藥，皆中鴨，以示鴨 鴨又拋毒藥，拋中蕭，再拋，又中 蕭大驚，以所愛鴨毛贈之 鴨由是益自練習，拋中細吳

未幾，蕭死，鴨感動不已 每值朔望，必具毒藥，詣蕭家，喝一瓶 又用那瓶毒藥，倒向墓，乃酹 母知而義之，撫其背曰：「使汝異日得為選擇，看AV還是溝鴨？」 應曰：「惟大人許兒溝鴨，何事不可為？」

學生A:曹鴨你好
曹鴨：鴨鴨

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Chester Cat

He watches AV every day. Once, he searched 'porn' at school and was punished by his teacher. He can transform into a cat with bloody colours. He lives with his cats.

Student A: I like Chester Cat!
Student B: Don't be so 8745

Volcano the Raphaellium

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.

Student A: I like Volcano the Raphaellium
Student B: Don't be so 8745

Lee CY Duck

He has seven wives and he really wanted to sleep on the bed with them. He watches AV every day. He is a bit gay but he is kind. His first and second wives are Cho Duck and Siu Je. He likes to scream in other's ears.

Student A: I want to be Lee CY Duck's wife.
Student B: I'll tell him, he'll be so happy about that.
Student C: Don't be so 8745
Student D: I think you have mental problems.
Student E: Bruh!

Volcano Raphaellium

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.

Student A: I like Volcano Raphaellium
Student B: Don't be so 8745

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Volcano Raphaellium

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.

Student A: I like Volcano Raphaellium so much!
Student B: You are so 8745.

Volcano Raphaellium

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.

Student A: I like Volcano Raphaellium so much!
Student B: Don't be so 8745.