Quarantang

Poontang enjoyed only during isolation.

I wish we could get back to normal soon, the quarantang I am stuck with is getting tired.

Gwarvid

When you or someone you have been in close contact with caught COVID at a GWAR concert.

Sorry boss. I can't make it to work this week because I tested positive for gwarvid after the concert on Saturday. I'll be isolating for at least a few more days!

Qanonomicon

Noun: This fictional "book of dead names" is specific to the fictional beliefs of qanon members. Bound in the flesh of lizard peoples it includes spells that give impressionable idiots the ability to repeat nonsensical phrases without consideration of basic logic or reason.
It is pronounced "q-anon-nom-ih-kon". Like all of qanons ideas, it is for entertainment purposes only and should never be considered real.

I just got my 1st edition Qanonomicon in the mail, now I will have a book bound of flesh as nice as the Necronomicon in the Evil Dead movies!

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pandemonic

The work of the devil during times of global pandemics.

The fires and floods of 2020 were totally devastating and clearly pandemonic.

Stephanie was violently vomiting pea soup and chanting when we realized she required a pandemonic exorcism.

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Qanonomicon Con

A large gathering or convention where Qanonomicon books are sold and traded.

Will I see you at this year's Qanonomicon Con? I hear it will have lots of books for sale and more crazy people than a republican fund raiser for Trump's 2023 finance campaign.

Branch Covidians

Individuals who believe they are immune to the Corona Virus.

The BRANCH COVIDIANS who live at the White House don't need to wear masks.

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Pandementia

Sudden and permanent memory loss onset by any global pandemic.

I used to be great at algebra, but my panementia has wiped out my ability to manage numbers.

Your pandementia is not a good excuse for forgetting our anniversary again Charles!

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