vagelous

When an individual is jealous of another person's vagina.

I was vagelous of her tight pussy.

quarandang

Complimentary exclamation used to describe a person who got better looking during isolation.

Did you see Sally in the Zoom Meeting? Quarandang! She lost at least ten pounds.

Reader Neutral

Allowing dyslexicly spelled words in print without correcting it.

Tom spelled the word knokced instead of knocked because he is dyslexic, but the teacher can't correct him due to the school's new reader neutral policy which requires acceptance of all spellings.

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Stucker

Noun; A sticker that has been stuck to something. past tense of sticker.

Once a sticker has been stuck to something it has fulfilled it's destiny and has no remaining potential to stick to anything else ever again. From that moment on, it can no longer be called a sticker as it has become (and will always remain) a stucker.

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pandemote

Loss of rank or position as a result of the pandemic.

I was pandemoted at work and went from a bartender to a patio table busses over night.

The only way small businesses can afford to keep loyal staff is by implementing financial pandemotions through reductions in pay and title.

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