Thai nugget

The result of nuggatizing a thai lady boy and then dunking them in disinfectant. Then selling them on the black market for prostiution (being used as a fleshlight). The buyer will carry them away under their arm like a suitcase. They can be customised.

Thanks for the Thai nugget! Could you customise it to hold my shit pants?

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Meat Fondue

When you fill a womans vagina with molten cheese and then dunk the mans penis in it and then get the woman to suck it off.

"That girl gave a hot meat fondue last night"

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Elbawrist

The area between your eblow and wrist

Ow, i was bismarked on my elbawrist yesterday by a chode.

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Absolute Gimp

A person who is an absolute, also Gimp can be pronounced "Gump"

Why won't you lend me you shit pants? you absolute gimp

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Chode Boiler

The act of getting one's chode and boiling it in a kettle

"Ah that chode boiler boiled my chode last night"

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