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Danny is the person that nobody wants to be. When he enters a room everyone leaves. He tries his whole life to be like a Cory but can't even come close to touching his balls. Danny is the type guy that thinks he is hung but actually has a chode. He tries to impress girls by bull-riding but actually just likes wearing clown outfits. Danny once tried to raise a farm but even his own goat committed suicide. Danny always tries to be a stud like Cory but always fails and ends up like a Carl. His feet are so bad that that actually used them to portray Smeagol in Lord of the Rings.
Holy Shit.. Did you see the guy in rainbow spandex with fucked up feet and an ugly tattoo???
No i did not but it must have been Danny...
When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"
When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.
Ryan used to be real friend but now he is only a Fake Friend.