marinaded

The state of being when one is exceptionally intoxicated by good tasting alcoholic beverages over an extended length of time.

"We went wine tasting last weekend on a Vineyard Bus Tour, and by the evening of both days I was particularly well marinaded. "

Junk Bucket

A Steel Codpiece - a metal jock cup

SCA squire 1: "OOOHHHH!!! Oh my god! Sir Stick Jock just got hit with a vicious rising snap in the cup! I hope his nuts didn't get ruptured!"

SCA squire 2: "Nah... He's wearing a really spiffy new junk bucket,... at worst he got an armor pinch or maybe a bruise. He'll be fine, just get him a beer."