Bang My Wood

To 'bang your wood' is to mastarbate.
1. Used by teenage boys when sharing stories about mastarbating, with out having to use the word 'mastarbate' 'cos they think its funny. (They need to get a fucking life!)
2. Also used by dirty old men when talking to young women.

1. "Guess what i did last night, BANGED MY WOOD!!!!!!!!"
2. "Do you want to bang my wood young lady!?"

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monky fucker

1. Some one that has sexual intercourse with monkeys.
2. Also used as an insuly.

1. "That man is a monky fucker!"
2. "Piss off you dirty 'monky fucker'!"

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wolverine taco

Extremely hairy vagina.

"Dear god, Abbey Draut has the most extreme wolverine taco!"

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Shaggalishis

To Be 'Shaggalishis' is to look like a good shag.

"That girl look shaggalishis"

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