filthy pirate

much the same as was explained above although you kick your partner on the shin, forcing them to hop on one leg as though they had a wooden one ( the one you kicked .

Joe schmoe: oh baby im gonna cum
* pulls out, unloads in her eye and kicks her shin*
tiffany: Ouch
*hobbles*
Joe schmoe: arrr! you're a filthy pirate

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