Sister Mary Norbert

a mean principal from a crappy ass school. Also known as Captain Dyke

Stupid Captain Dyke gave me the six foot rule for hugging someone. How gay is that?

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homocidal monkey

the green paper mache monkey sitting in chrissy's closet. he carries the dreaded banana of complete and utter DOOM, in which he likes to stab people with when they are asleep. "DIEDIEDIE"

p.s. HE'S BLIND!!!

..seven days.. is doomsday.. the homocidal monkey is going to.. EAT YOU. k bye.

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frissbee

What do you get when you mix a (crazy) goat and a homeless drug addict?
"beastiality" (and waxed hair)...
he he he

-The British Museum "Little Book of Erotica"

frisbee jumped off the diving board and nearly landed on the jamaican below

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thursday

AMAZING band. Geoff is a lyrical genius and the band as a whole kicks arse! Check them out!

Thursday will one day rule the world.

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chilax

CHILL OUT, RELAX, DUH???!!!!
heeheehee

taking a chill pill

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tkpk

town of the hippy, near the greatest town of all time SILVER SPRING, MD

i got lost going to chipotle and ended up in tkpk at the co-op

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420

a)420 is weeeeed.
b)4:20 is the best time of day (am or pm) to get high.
c)april 20th (4/20) is the holy day for all potheads. smoke till you dont even know where you are.

a)I got some 420 in my pocket.
b)It's time for 4:20
c)On 4/20 we gonna smoke like its the end of the world.

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