watchtard

A person who loves watches so much he is affected mentally by it. Hours are spent researching watches, then hours are spent boring all is friends with his knowledge. Priorities become skewed as this person starts neglecting life in search of the perfect watch.

My homey got fired from work for browsing watches online all day, what a watchtard.

Brominator

A good friend who is awesome like the Terminator.

My bro Aug is awesome. He hooked up with 2 chicks at once. He's a total brominator.