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States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.
âAw man, dadâs making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.â
When your dog gets hair all over your pants
My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.
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When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.
Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.
You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.
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âDammit, Harold! I donât want any more of your JunkMale in my DMs!â
A blue-collar businessman who thinks he knows how to run the country.
âI thought I was buying a wall, but it turns out I just gave my money to some scamâmight as well call me Donnabee Trump.â