combover states

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

dog confetti

When your dog gets hair all over your pants

My dog was so excited to see me, he threw dog confetti all over me.

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ma'amspreading

When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.

JunkMale

An unwanted dick pic.

“Dammit, Harold! I don’t want any more of your JunkMale in my DMs!”

Schlongolia

The gay part of Mongolia.

You can tell he's from Schlongolia from his accent.

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