chuck norris

there is no known word that can define Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defines of himself.

when chuck Norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

a round house kick by Chuck Norris has enough energy to power the city of Chicago for a year

evolution never occurred. It was just the things chuck norris decided to let live.

they say that chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Under his beard is another fist

chuck norris doesn't go hunting, he goes killing

god created earth with the approval of chuck Norris

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