chuck norris

the person to be able to kill gods with a roundhouse kick

the only reason why the zombies run towards you in l4d is because they are running away from chuck norris

chuck norris can split atoms with his fists

guy 1 "what will it be sir"
chuck norris "a whiskey"
guy 2 "whiskey is for fa...."
guy 2 dies because of chucks godliness

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