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trumptrain

A series of low frequency sounds (drumpfs) made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

When he leaned way over, we heard a long trumptrain and knew he had just let loose with an unusually large amount of Santorum.

by ciabrat December 20, 2016

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Rubio

n. a verbal beat-down resulting in the transformation of its target into a self-hating, parasitic shadow of a person
v. to give someone a rubio

- OMG, Donald handed him the worst rubio I’ve ever seen!

- Yeah, Marco got rubio’d in a big way. He’s been a major Drumpf eater ever since.

by ciabrat February 8, 2020

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McConnell

n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.

Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.

by ciabrat April 25, 2018

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Drumpf eater

Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.

KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.

by ciabrat January 27, 2017

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drumpf

The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

We heard a drumpf every time he leaned over and knew he was full of Santorum.

by ciabrat December 17, 2016

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Drumpfster Fire

The catastrophic immolation of a once great country resulting from the election of a pathological, narcissistically disordered liar (family name drumpf) by a white minority infatuated with fake wealth and wilting status derived from overt and covert subjugation of non-whites.

Elizabeth almost felt bad for the bonfire enthusiasts who were so disappointed when they suddenly realized that heat was nothing more than a spectacular drumpfster fire.

by ciabrat February 11, 2017

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Pence Face

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.

Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.

by ciabrat April 20, 2018