klejda

klejda è la persona più figa del mondo. Ha un’intelligenza innata, è perfetta, tutti la amano. Sei fortunato se Klejda ti rivolge anche solo la parola. Che dire la ragazza migliore del mondo. Unica. Inimitabile. Splendida. Solare. Lucente e chi più ne ha più ne metta. Ha degli occhi bellissimi, gli occhi più belli che abbia mai visto. Se non si fosse capito è proprio bella, LA più bella. Non siate gelosi gente, dovete essere felici di averla vista anche solo una volta e di averle rivolto parola.🥰🙃

Klejda ma quanto sei bella oggi

Salerno

An exotic last name only really supremely talented, magnificently cool people have. Most with this surname received it after coming over on a boat from Italy or whereever the fuck, and meeting some lazy jerk at Ellis Island, shit went down like this:

Quotes:
From "The Sopranos: Stage 5 (#6.14)" (2007)
Phil Leotardo: Leonardo was a great Italian and that was our name originally, Leonardo. But many years ago, when my grandpa came over from Sicily, they changed it at Ellis Island from Leonardo to Leotardo.
Boy #3: Why'd they do that for?
Phil Leotardo: Because they're stupid, that's why. And jealous. They disrespected a proud Italian heritage, and named us after a ballet costume.
girl raises her hand
Phil Leotardo: Marissa.
Girl #2: That's for modern. In ballet, you wear tutus.
Boy #2: It doesn't make a difference.
Phil Leotardo: That's right, it doesn't.

See, everyone has always been jealous of Italians with their Italian heritage which is further proof that Salerno is the best last name in history in addition to being the name of an Italian city.

Salerno hit the fucking ball next time.

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