fornumpties

Noun - Ridculously easy or pointless work mainly used to decribe training courses or general office bollocks.

The phrase is most popular in Portsmouth and around the South coast of England.

Lisa - "are you coming out tonight?"

Sarah - "No I've got some fornumpties to get done for tomorrow."

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White Denial

When you pretend to be shocked or in a state of denial on hearing new information purely for the benefit of the conversation.

1.
John: That pint cost me 4 pound! Can you believe that?

Sarah: (who already knew that and is in totally white denial) never!

2.

Layla: He told me I was fat and that he fancied my sister!

Mark: No! (Is totally in white denial and would totally fuck her sister)

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