Tortuguita

When you are busting to go to the toilet and your poop 💩 decides to pop out slightly.

Tortuguita is a diminutive of tortuga. Tortuga is the Spanish word for a turtle or tortoise.

Can you hurry up in there! I have a tortuguita!

Witchy

The itch you get a couple of days after waxing.

Baby I’m not in the mood, I’m feeling a little witchy.

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Knee-vember

/niˈvɛmbə/
noun
1. the eleventh month of the year, in the southern hemisphere usually considered the last month of spring.
2. a time to reflect on the many laborious tasks that were detrimental to the health of one’s knees.
3. the period from the first of November leading into the Christmas rush, on your hands and knees, predrilling and countersinking deck boards, thinking ‘how am I going to smash out all these deck jobs before the end of the year?’, then thinking of the time you saw someone use a Quik Drive but were sceptical if it would actually work, even though there are heaps of positive videos and reviews…

“this Knee-vember I’m going to use Quik Drive”