tall carmelite

1. a tonsured monk of some stature

2. an order at Starbucks

She: "I'll have a tall carmelite."
He: " Heavenly Father, my vows!"

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saneari

a journey to the local bodega for Camels.

Dimitri woke, coughed up a lung, then went to the corner on saneari.

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fishclosure

Sealing a large fish in the wall of a house about to be surrendered to the bank.

"Hey, that coho fit nicely between the studs. While the paint dries why don't you come by and celebrate my fishclosure"

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mailer-daemon

A cyber-fiend who hijacks your e-mail transmissions for horrific ends and instantly declares your message a failure.

"...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND

MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>

" O scowl of night!"

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buck and a half

a 150 year criminal sentence

by extention from: a nickle= 5 years

a dime= 10 years

" Jeeze, that judge gave Bernie a buck and a half"

" Yea, he won't make 15 weeks in the general pop"

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bloggadocio

excessive boasting on one's blog about sexual exploits, financial coups, out-badassing and/or snooty smart brainiac triumphs.

I stopped reading when he got to the pussy magnet shit...
just more bloggadocio.

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titodler

1. a follower of Marshal Tito

2. a follower of Tito Jackson

3. someone who abstains from drinking tea

"What were Joe and his wife thinking when they named Tito?"

"I heard he was pissed at some Chetnicks in G.I. He's a total titodler!"