basketboy

one who devotes his life to the rim. he MUST be the best.

Liam bounced the ball several times, before executing a perfect layup.

He is... Basketboy.

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canceled

This word is blatantly bolded, as it bluntly tells you your entry was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.

'SUBMISSION CANCELED.
Your submission was canceled before it was reviewed by editors.'

"What, the? They didn't even spell it right!"

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exit only

a way to explain that you are one and only, heterosexual.

Todd: So, you doing anything tonight?
Jack: Hey, man, sorry, but see this? -points at butt- Exit only.

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gay in theory

when a person often does a stereotyped gay thing to their sex, but isn't actually gay themselves.

he's into singstar, doesn't mind shopping and puts down the toilet seat. he isn't gay, just gay in theory.

"did jack just say he's getting into interior decorating?"
"don't worry about it... he's just gay in theory."

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sexaggerate

To exaggerate sexual encounters to make others jealous.

Tom had to sexaggerate last night, in order to 'up' his friends. Of course, no three lesbian girls had gone home with him at all.

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study break

the fifteen to twenty minutes you use to take a break from facebook and study. it is advised you should only have a study break every two hours.

on chat
you: alright, i'm going to take a study break.
her: what?
aren't you on facebook right now?
you: nah, nah i'm going to get off facebook

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ultimate shame

The act of putting a sticker on a person's back without the victim noticing. You then call 'ultimate shame' and laugh childishly behind their back. The aim is to make it stay as long as you can.

The more common stickers are the small fruit ones, found on apples, bananas etc...

Courtney peeled the nectarine sticker off carefully and lightly patted Simon on the back. This resulted in her calling 'ultimate shame' and the rest of her friends laughing. Simon just felt confused.

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